TEA: A CONTROVERSIAL EXPERIENCE.

Just before 8pm on 7th April 2010, I boiled too much water, and I made, too much tea. This caused mass outrage among the internet community, and insults were thrown.
"you are out of control missy!1!!1"
"you commited tea genocide, hope you're happy."
"you make me sick"
In an attempt to calm the fury, a survey was conducted, to prolong the lifespan of the tea to that above average, making one angry comment "but that's like giving someone (who you know is going to die immediately) life. It's just cruel." invalid.



The results ranged from 15 minutes to a debatable* 8 seconds. Excluding the last, the average life expectancy for tea was found to be 8.59 minutes, from removal of teabag to cup emptiness.
*
"also i managed to get it down to 8 seconds i just poured all the raw ingredients in my mouth"
"CHEAT! you have not followed freyas specific rules, you must make a cup of tea properly!"
The times taken to consume the three cups are as follows:


The shortest life span of the three cups was 20 minutes, more than double the average, and the third was more than triple.


In addition, it is possible, just as with food babies from food, to conceive tea babies:


I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all who participated in the survey, and to apologise to all who were upset by this, for whatever reason. Also, tea > coffee. Unless it's freshly ground coffee, then they're probably equal.


REST IN PEACE, LITTLE MILKY FAMILY


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